The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Shockwave danced in their heads.

Mama in her Windows and I on my Mac
Had just settled down for a long lingo rap.

Then all of a sudden there arose such a clatter
I spring from my bed to see what was the matter.

It was John Dowdell
On vacuity. On propinquity. On Devastation. On unsubcribe list.
On ReadMe. On newsgroups. On Dendrites. On All This

.....(stuff omitted)

And as he road out of sight, I heard him exclaim

Merry Christmas to All, and to All Wait for 5.0 6.0 6.5 7.0 7.01