first...
RTFM? Have you checked the Director manuals? Online help? Really?

next... go to the mothership
At Macromedia's Director Support Center you can search the vast collection of Tech Notes. If you need a daily fix, try the Tip of the Day.

then... check elsewhere around here
Have you seen the Director FAQ? Better yet, do a keyword search on the Direct-L digests. Look for some of the many of the other fine Director net resources.

ask some experts...
Post your question to the Direct-L listserv, but before doing so, you may want to brush up on you manners. Also, try the Director Online Users Group (DOUG)

when all else fails...
Contact Macromedia? You know, the folks that make this product? Go fishing? Cry?

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don't even think about...
Please do NOT send me technical questions; I am swamped! Besides, my auto-bot will respond back with the same information you are peering at now.